I was going to write a bit about myself here but i thought there were far bigger pressing matters.  I have listed some of them in the hope that someone out there will help me answer them.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English? 

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

If you have something to say on any of the following matters then get in touch!